I just pynch a tree in the face
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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