I got chris browned last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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