Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
honey bunches of taint.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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