That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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