you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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