got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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