I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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