the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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