Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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