Betty ford says i'm here all night
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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