Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
This is classic penis vs brain.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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