you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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