Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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