that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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