dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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