I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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