Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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