How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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