I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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