fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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