I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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