Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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