one might say we're banned from that church
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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