And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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