Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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