are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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