CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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