update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Alive.
So much puke
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
