is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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