Dual....:-)
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Randomize
