But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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