he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it's great music for shaving your balls
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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