do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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