i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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