you didnt know i had herpes?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize