Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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