Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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