Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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