i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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