dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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