How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I still have a little drunk in my system
How does it feel to date your dad?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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