i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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