Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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