you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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