dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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