I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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