Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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