I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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