i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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