omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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