i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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