I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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