I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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