miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize