Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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