Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Who died my cat blue again?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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