I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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