I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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