i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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