i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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