she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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