Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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